She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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