If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In the future we'll all be gay
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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