id be glad to
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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