The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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