Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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