He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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