why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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