Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I puked a lego.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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