are you still at the devil's house?
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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