you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
