It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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