Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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