everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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