I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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