protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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