they need to just BURY HIM!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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