Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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