it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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