Grow some girl-balls and come out already
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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