i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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