Kiss
Puke
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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