nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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