Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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