Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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