check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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