I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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