There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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