remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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