she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
