Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
cat food counts as protein by the way
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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