we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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