I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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