It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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