Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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