ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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