Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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