i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How does it feel to date your dad?
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