I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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