When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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