Don't you send me to vm
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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