I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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