your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i think i just lost a toe
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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