the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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