We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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