Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
