And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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