i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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