we're blogging at a bar
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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