If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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