Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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