Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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