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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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