yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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