Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I need to calm my uterus...
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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