i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It's just like the Real World with babies
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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