I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He? As in you personified your dick?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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