im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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