it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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