Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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